Tuesday 24 February 2015

Easy ways to break up with your boyfriend/girlfriend....hilarious...

EASY WAYS TO BREAKUP WITH YOUR GF/BF.
1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery So You're
Capable Of Killing Me. It's Over!!!
2. How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you?
i smell conspiracy. ITS OVER!
3. You don't even respect me,I'm
talking and you are busy breathing? It's over!
4. So now you are drinking coke that has another man's
name on it? Better go αηδ find him cus it's over
between us.
5. So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is Ur caller tune? I can't
trust alcoholics with my future kids.
6.They are shouting bird flu, You are still cooking
chicken. you want to kill me? It is over!
7. I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack
patience.
8. Why are you using Broom to
sweep my Room when you know I support PDP? It's
over.
9. "You are always abbreviating ur texts, you want our
children to be short abi? It's OVER.
10. I told u I love my food hot but you refused to warm
the ice cream. You don't care abt me. It's over.
11. You don't pay your tithe. if you can cheat on God,
then who am i?.... #Inbox if we were chatting

Seriously.....lol can you imagine....see no 9..hahaha...so funny....

17 years old Kylie Jenner to buy $2.7 million house....

TMZ reports that Kylie has inked a deal to buy this 4900 foots house in the oaks.
The house which is a block from kourtney and Khloe hasa sick home theatre, a pool, 5 bedrooms, and awesome kitchen......
Kylie has made a lot of money from KUWTK and Kris Jenner is reportedly  helping her with the purchase, but it's kylie's loot.

Kylie Jenner shockingly skinny waist creates controversy....

Kylie Jenner is following Kim's footsteps she continues to create controversy with the pictures she post on social media. She recently posted another sexy shot of herself with the caption " staying comfortable with my @meundies  trying to get in bed after this long week"
She is offcourse getting more attention for her slender physique in the selfie she shared.

hahahahahaahah....Early morning laugh....read these tweets and laugh.....



Serious......lwkmd...hahahahahahahahahahah see more after the cut.....lol











More pics from 87th oscar + Full list of winners....



Best picture
Birdman - winner
American Sniper 
Boyhood
The Grand Budapest Hotel
The Imitation Game
Selma
The Theory of Everything
Whiplash

Best Director
Alexandro G. Iñárritu, Birdman - WINNER
Richard Linklater, Boyhood
Bennett Miller, Foxcatcher
Wes Anderson, The Grand Budapest Hotel
Morten Tyldum, The Imitation Game

Best Actor
Eddie Redmayne, The Theory of Everything - WINNER
Steve Carell, Foxcatcher
Bradley Cooper, American Sniper
Benedict Cumberbatch, The Imitation Game
Michael Keaton, Birdman 

Best Actress
Julianne Moore, Still Alice - WINNER
Marion Cotillard, Two Days One Night
Felicity Jones, The Theory of Everything 
Rosamund Pike, Gone Girl
Reese Witherspoon, Wild

Best Supporting Actor
J.K. Simmons, Whiplash - WINNER
Robert Duvall, The Judge
Ethan Hawke, Boyhood
Edward Norton, Birdman
Mark Ruffalo, Foxcatcher 

Best Supporting Actress
Patricia Arquette, Boyhood - WINNER
Laura Dern, Wild
Keira Knightley, The Imitation Game
Emma Stone, Birdman
Meryl Streep, Into the Woods

Best Cinematography
Birdman – Emmanuel Lubezki - WINNER
The Grand Budapest Hotel – Robert Yeoman
Ida – Lukasz Zal & Ryszard Lenczewski
Mr. Turner – Dick Pope
Unbroken – Roger Deakin

Best Foreign Language Film
Ida - WINNER
Leviathan
Tangerines
Timbuktu
Wild Tales

Best Adapted Screenplay
The Imitation Game - WINNER
American Sniper 
Inherent Vice
The Theory of Everything
Whiplash

Best Original Screenplay
Birdman - WINNER
Boyhood
Foxcatcher
The Grand Budapest Hotel
Nightcrawler

Best Makeup and Hairstyling
The Grand Budapest Hotel - WINNER
Foxcatcher 
Guardians of the Galaxy

Best Original Score
The Grand Budapest Hotel - WINNER
The Imitation Game
Interstellar
Mr. Turner
The Theory of Everything 

Best Original Song
'Glory,' Selma - WINNER
'Lost Stars,' Begin Again
'Everything is Awesome,' The LEGO Movie 
'Grateful,' Beyond the Lights
'I'm Not Gonna Miss You,' Glen Campbell…I'll Be Me

Best Animated Feature
Big Hero 6 - WINNER
The Boxtrolls
How to Train Your Dragon 2
Song of the Sea
The Tale of Princess Kaguya

Best Documentary—Short
Crisis Hotline: Veterans Press 1 - WINNER
Joanna
Our Curse
The Reaper
White Earth

Best Film Editing
Whiplash - WINNER
American Sniper
Boyhood
The Grand Budapest Hotel
The Imitation Game

Best Production Design
The Grand Budapest Hotel - WINNER
The Imitation Game
Interstellar
Into the Woods
Mr. Turner

Best Animated Short 
Feast - WINNER
The Bigger Picture 
The Dam Keeper
Feast
Me and My Moulton
A Single Life

Best Live Action Short
The Phone Call - WINNER
Aya
Boogaloo and Graham
Butter Lamp
Parvaneh 

Best Sound Editing
American Sniper - WINNER
Birdman
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Interstellar
Unbroken

Best Sound Mixing
Whiplash - WINNER
American Sniper
Birdman
Interstellar
Unbroken 

Best Visual Effects
Interstellar - WINNER
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Guardians of the Galaxy 
X-Men: Days of Future Past

Best Documentary — Feature
Citizenfour - WINNER
Finding Vivien Maier
Last Days of Vietnam
The Salt of the Earth
Virunga

Best Costume Design
The Grand Budapest Hotel - WINNER
Inherent Vice
Into the Woods
Maleficent
Mr turner

I love scarlett johanson's neck piece.....congratulations to the winners.....and it's Julian moore's first Oscar...am happy for her...see more pics after the cut....















Monday 23 February 2015

Jlo, Jennifer Aniston, Lupita Nyong, Emma stone rock the red carpet at the 87th oscar


Jennifer Lopez as usual looked flawless in her bridal inspired dress, Emma stone nailed it and lupita definitely looks stunning......more pics from Oscar coming up later......meanwhile I love Gaga's  Dress




Thursday 19 February 2015

Mercy Aigbe and hubby all loved up in new photo.....

The beautiful yoruba actress posted this on her IG page and said 'the love of my life'.....meanwhile she looks good..i love that crop top....

I can't guarantee polls will hold march 28th - Jega..

The Chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission, Prof Attahiru Jega, on Wednesday, reiterated his preparedness to conduct the   general elections as scheduled but maintained that only the military could guarantee the sanctity of the March 28 and April 11 dates.                      Jega, who appeared before the Senate to explain the level of INEC’s preparedness for the elections, however, stunned many of the lawmakers when he revealed that one million Permanent Voter Cards had yet to be received by the commission from the manufacturers.
The Senators had thoroughly grilled him after he made about three-hour presentation and demonstrated how the card readers work.
Responding to a question by the Minority Leader, Senator George Akume, to give a clear assurance on the dates, Jega replied, “I think it is a very difficult question to answer.
“I have said consistently that there are things under the control of electoral commission and there are things that are not under the control of electoral commission. For things that are under our control, I can give definite and categorical assurances.
“On what is not under our control, it is futile, it is fruitless and useless to give a definite guarantee on them. I think that question should be directed appropriately. The questions of security, I will leave it, I don’t think I am competent to answer it sufficiently.”
Asked how he would respond if the security agencies requested a further delay, Jega said doing so would be illegal.
He then made reference to a constitutional provision that requires elections to be concluded at least 30 days before May 29, when a new government must be sworn in.
“Every Nigerian knows we want elections to hold… within a constitutional time frame.   The security agencies are (made up of) patriotic Nigerians. Let’s give them the benefit of the doubt,” he told the senators.
He added, “We should be fair also to the military. Soldiers are also patriotic Nigerians.   I don’t see how anybody will contemplate any extension beyond these six weeks.
“There is no constitutional grounds upon which you can do that. For us, we work by the constitution, by the law . That is what is guiding us and we should all put the interest of the nation at heart.
“The human factor is always significant, it is always important but we believe that working together with security and other stakeholders, we should be able to prevent negative human intervention that can create problems.
“I kept saying consistently that INEC is not a security organisation. We are an election management body; so we rely a lot on security to be able to ensure that things are done well and that there is no disruption of the electoral process.
“We have been working very closely with the inter agencies consultative committee on election security and that is why for us, if the service chiefs say that we can’t guarantee security, give us more time, what is the alternative security arrangements ?
“If we consulted with the stakeholders and we cannot find an answer, what happens? We are going to use close to 700, 000 ad hoc staff. We can’t send people to the field in that kind of a situation.
“Our prayer is that in the next six weeks, there will be significant improvement in the security situation for us to hold the   elections all over this country in a very secure environment.
“There are certain questions that we are not really competent to answer. Certain questions should be directed to the military; they can answer them better.”
The INEC boss expressed confidence in the effectiveness of the card readers, stressing that their use for accreditation during the elections would not contravene any provision either in the electoral act or in the constitution.
He also said that   anyone who clones and tries to prevent the use of the card readers would be treated as a criminal.
Jega said, “We have done the functionality and durability tests on the card readers with a local partner, with their technical partner in Texas in the United States. There were 13 specific tests that were done about their functionality, durability and versatility. The card readers   passed all the tests.
“We have done some few tests and the result we have is about 90 per cent successful. We feel comfortable that the card readers can be used. They will add value to the electoral process.
“It cannot be 100 per cent perfect. It may not be able to read every finger and that is why we agree with political parties. We bought 182, 000 card readers. Some of them did not work.
“Of the total number of card readers that we ordered and configured, only 503 had failed to work. That is 0.03 per cent of the total. The agreement is that if a card reader fails during accreditation, then, we will try and repair it within the time of accreditation which is between 8am and 1pm.
“If a card reader fails around 10am , before 1pm, we will do everything possible to replace it but if we are unable to do so, the time lost will be added to the accreditation period and extended.”
On   the high rate of PVC collection in three states under emergency rule in the North-East, Jega wondered why Nigerians were heaping the blame on INEC.
He said, “Why should anyone blame INEC for that? There is a need for us to have clarity on this matter. In Yobe State, only two local government areas are under emergency rule and the state is among the second phase in the distribution of the PVCs.
“In the   state and about 11 others, we distributed cards as far back as July 2014. So if the rate of collection is very high, I don’t see why that should be seen as a problem. In Adamawa State, only four LGAs are inaccessible and we deviced   a system where PVCs were distributed to Internally Displaced Persons.
“So, as many as had been displaced but who had registered have been able to collect their cards. But when you look at the way newspapers do their analysis, they tend to project it as if there is regional slant in the distribution of the cards.
“When we designed the distribution of cards, we did it in such a manner that we took two states each from each geo – political zone to make a phase and we did it in three phases just to avoid being accused of having regional slant in the distribution of the PVCs.
“It will be wrong to assume that Yobe State or any other state has higher rate of collection. If people come out to collect and others   did not , why should INEC be blamed for that.
Jega, who said there was no case in court   that was capable of preventing INEC from holding the elections as scheduled, added, ‘‘As I speak to you, 800,000 to one million cards are yet to be produced.’’
He however gave assurance that the PVCs would be produced and delivered to their owners before the days of the elections.
The INEC boss described the purchase of PVCs by some people, especially politicians,   as a criminal offence .
He said, “If we have information on criminal purchase or cloning of the cards, we will invite the security to investigate. People can clone our cards but if they are not issued by INEC, then they would not be read by our own card readers.
“The PVC carries the information of the voter which is in our database. We refrain from using the card readers for voting because the constitution is against it. We have cases where corps members were forced to alter accreditation figure but now if the number of the votes cast is different from the number accredited, the entire result of the polling units will be cancelled.
Jega said that if security would be guaranteed in IDPs’ camps, INEC could make arrangements to take care of them.
He said, “There is an online system where people can find out details of their registration. Ghana used card readers and it was relatively successful. Likelihood of card reader’s failure is very remote.
“Its usage will not violate either the electoral act or the constitution. There is difference between voting and voting process. We are well advised we are on solid legal standing on the issue.”
He added that INEC did not ask for card reader usage in the Electoral Act because it was not necessary since the existing law guarantees the arrangement.
He said the PVCs would be permanent because it could last for 10 years, adding that “by 2019 we hope that the National Identity Card project would have materialised so that INEC could draw out the data of people of voter age from the NIMC database.”
Jega added,   “Whereas section 52 of the Electoral Act   prohibits the use of electronic voting, the card reader is not a voting machine and it is not used for voting, it is merely an electronic device introduced to improve the integrity of the voting; process.
“It should be remembered that sections 78 and 118 of the 1999 constitution grant INEC powers to register voters and to conduct elections in Nigeria. Using the card reader has enormous advantages; first, once it is configured, it can only read PVC   issued by INEC at the polling unit that it has been configured. Second, it reads the embedded chip card not the back code.
“Third it enables authentication of the identity of the voter by matching his or her fingerprint with the code on the chip of the card. Four, it keeps a tally of all cards read and all cards verified or authenticated with all their details, including the time when this was done.”
The demonstration of the card readers on the floor of the Senate was commended by Senators Bukola Saraki and Ita Enang, who said the development had shown that INEC was fully prepared for the polls.
Senate President, David Mark, in his closing remarks said the Senate had confidence in the ability of the electoral umpire to conduct free, fair and credible elections.
He, however, urged the management of the commission to feel free to contact the leadership of the National Assembly for any assistance that would make the elections a huge success.
News credit: the punch

Wednesday 18 February 2015

Girl proposes to her man.....and he said yes....


Yes...you read right....what a man can do, a woman can do better....she was probably tired of waiting for him to propose...so she took the bull by the horns.....congrats to them

lol...can u see what I see...hmm...I only shared the pic oh....lol

So Amaechi fingers who??....i nor dey dere oh.....lol

Tuesday 17 February 2015

Awww....Lady Gaga gets engaged on Valentine's day..

After four years of dating, Taylor kinney finally engages lady Gaga. The 28year old singer 'gaga', met Taylor on the set of her you and I video and have ever since being dating. He gave her his heart on valentine;s day and she said yes.....congrats to both of them...see her heart shaped ring after the cut.