Easy ways to break up with your boyfriend/girlfriend....hilarious...

EASY WAYS TO BREAKUP WITH YOUR GF/BF.
1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery So You're
Capable Of Killing Me. It's Over!!!
2. How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you?
i smell conspiracy. ITS OVER!
3. You don't even respect me,I'm
talking and you are busy breathing? It's over!
4. So now you are drinking coke that has another man's
name on it? Better go αηδ find him cus it's over
between us.
5. So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is Ur caller tune? I can't
trust alcoholics with my future kids.
6.They are shouting bird flu, You are still cooking
chicken. you want to kill me? It is over!
7. I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack
patience.
8. Why are you using Broom to
sweep my Room when you know I support PDP? It's
over.
9. "You are always abbreviating ur texts, you want our
children to be short abi? It's OVER.
10. I told u I love my food hot but you refused to warm
the ice cream. You don't care abt me. It's over.
11. You don't pay your tithe. if you can cheat on God,
then who am i?.... #Inbox if we were chatting

Seriously.....lol can you imagine....see no 9..hahaha...so funny....